Obscurus Lupa Presents

Subspecies 4

Posted on 13th February 2012 in Movie Review

Will the subspecies finally have a point? Does Michelle drown in her own tears? And most importantly, how do they kill Radu this time?

Subspecies 3

Posted on 9th February 2012 in Movie Review

It's Subspecies 3, now with more Mummy Radu, Crying Michelle, and CIA special agents!

Subspecies 2

Posted on 4th February 2012 in Movie Review

Radu continues to be evil, but can he get the bloodstone for his mother and still keep his cool?

Subspecies

Posted on 25th January 2012 in Movie Review

Featuring vampires, finger demons, and sissy, scarf-wearing zoologists!

Robo Vampire

Posted on 15th January 2012 in Movie Review

It's a Robocop ripoff where he faces vampires and the audience tries to figure out where this other movie came from!

Magic Island

Posted on 26th December 2011 in Movie Review

It's Magic Island, featuring mermaids, pirates, and a pizza tree!

Two Front Teeth

Posted on 20th December 2011 in Movie Review

It's a vampire Santa! Merry Christmas!

Peewee's Playhouse Christmas Special

Posted on 15th December 2011 in Movie Review

It's a Christmas special! Time for some guest stars!

Christmas Eve on Sesame Street

Posted on 8th December 2011 in Movie Review

Aw man, let's hope that Cookie Monster doesn't mess stuff up.

We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

Posted on 1st December 2011 in Movie Review

Can you survive a half hour special of nothing but the Ninja Turtles singing?

The Hidden 2

Posted on 23rd November 2011 in Movie Review

It's got aliens! It's got a dude from Carnosaur! It's a terrible sequel!

Ben & Arthur

Posted on 18th November 2011 in Movie Review

It's the film that dares to tackle the difficult issue of gay marriage, but with all the subtlety of a beehive in the pants. In other words, it's hilarious!

Bloody Mary Killer

Posted on 12th November 2011 in Movie Review

I take a trip down memory lane and revisit the first movie I reviewed, Undefeatable! That's right, it has another cut, but can Stingray's overacting transcend language barriers?