Reviews of both good and bad songs and music videos.

18th January 2015

Todd in the Shadows: The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2014 (Part 1)

Todd in the Shadows: The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2014 (Part 1)

Music Review

Good riddance. (To be continued.)

24th December 2014

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Truth or Dare

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Truth or Dare

Music Review

There's a lot of daring but not a lot of truth in Madonna's blockbuster concert film.

15th December 2014

Todd in the Shadows: Blank Space by Taylor Swift

Todd in the Shadows: Blank Space by Taylor Swift

Music Review

It's a love story, baby just say ye--OH GOD PUT DOWN THE KNIFE

30th November 2014

Todd in the Shadows: ONE HIT WONDERLAND: Lullaby by Shawn Mullins

Todd in the Shadows: ONE HIT WONDERLAND: Lullaby by Shawn Mullins

Music Review

Everything's gonna be all right, as long as your expectations for your career aren't too high.

23rd November 2014

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Dick Tracy

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Dick Tracy

Music Review

Sooner or later, she always gets her man, even if she doesn't get a good movie to be in.

12th November 2014

Todd in the Shadows: Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj

30th October 2014

Todd in the Shadows: ONE HIT WONDERLAND: Maniac by Michael Sembello

Todd in the Shadows: ONE HIT WONDERLAND: Maniac by Michael Sembello

Music Review

She's a maniac! A *dancing* maniac!

22nd October 2014

Todd in the Shadows: Anaconda

Todd in the Shadows: Anaconda

Music Review

Oh my god, look at her butt.

*Look at her butt.*

YOU WILL LOOK AT IT.

6th October 2014

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Bloodhounds of Broadway

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Bloodhounds of Broadway

Music Review

Yet another contender for worst Madonna movie yet.

23rd September 2014

Todd in the Shadows: All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor

Todd in the Shadows: All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor

Music Review

Bass, how low can you go?

14th September 2014

Todd in the Shadows: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

Todd in the Shadows: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

Music Review

Taylor Swift shakes off her artistic credibility.

30th August 2014

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Who's That Girl

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Who's That Girl

Music Review

Who's that girl? A RAVING PSYCHOPATH, that's who.

24th August 2014

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: A Certain Sacrifice

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: A Certain Sacrifice

Music Review

The movie so bad even Madonna didn't want to be in it.

17th August 2014

Todd in the Shadows: ONE HIT WONDERLAND: Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede

Todd in the Shadows: ONE HIT WONDERLAND: Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede

Music Review

Ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka.

6th August 2014

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Shanghai Surprise

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Shanghai Surprise

Music Review

The legend of Madonna, Queen of the Razzies, begins with her first leading role in "Shanghai Surprise," a bomb that stank...

29th July 2014

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Desperately Seeking Susan

Todd in the Shadows: CINEMADONNA: Desperately Seeking Susan

Music Review

A new series looking at the cinematic ouevre of the Material Girl herself, starting with her desperately overrated debut,...