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Obscurus Lupa Presents: Eyes of the Werewolf

Critics Watch — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 05:00:49

It's Eyes of the Werewolf! It's more literal than you think.

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Star Wars: A New Hope

Critics Watch — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 20:07:04

This is by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Prepare yourselves.

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Max Hell Frog Warrior

Critics Watch — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:01:59

The epic conclusion to the Frogtown saga! Say hello to Zen Filmmaking.

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Return to Frogtown

Critics Watch — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:02:47

This sequel has more chin than you can handle!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Hell Comes to Frogtown

Critics Watch — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 11:02:03

Rowdy Roddy Piper versus mutant frogs! It's about to get awesome.

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Subspecies 4

Critics Watch — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:02:32

Will the subspecies finally have a point? Does Michelle drown in her own tears? And most importantly, how do they kill Radu this time?

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Subspecies 3

Critics Watch — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:02:03

It's Subspecies 3, now with more Mummy Radu, Crying Michelle, and CIA special agents!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Subspecies 2

Critics Watch — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 07:02:38

Radu continues to be evil, but can he get the bloodstone for his mother and still keep his cool?

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Subspecies

Critics Watch — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:03:11

Featuring vampires, finger demons, and sissy, scarf-wearing zoologists!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Robo Vampire

Critics Watch — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 10:02:19

It's a Robocop ripoff where he faces vampires and the audience tries to figure out where this other movie came from!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Magic Island

Critics Watch — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 00:42:23

It's Magic Island, featuring mermaids, pirates, and a pizza tree!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Two Front Teeth

Critics Watch — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:42:29

It's a vampire Santa! Merry Christmas!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Peewee's Playhouse Christmas Special

Critics Watch — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:42:33

It's a Christmas special! Time for some guest stars!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Christmas Eve on Sesame Street

Critics Watch — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:03:18

Aw man, let's hope that Cookie Monster doesn't mess stuff up.

Obscurus Lupa Presents: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

Critics Watch — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 12:02:29

Can you survive a half hour special of nothing but the Ninja Turtles singing?

Obscurus Lupa Presents: The Hidden 2

Critics Watch — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 07:04:09

It's got aliens! It's got a dude from Carnosaur! It's a terrible sequel!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Ben & Arthur

Critics Watch — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 05:02:39

It's the film that dares to tackle the difficult issue of gay marriage, but with all the subtlety of a beehive in the pants. In other words, it's hilarious!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Bloody Mary Killer

Critics Watch — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:03:08

I take a trip down memory lane and revisit the first movie I reviewed, Undefeatable! That's right, it has another cut, but can Stingray's overacting transcend language barriers?

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Desire

Critics Watch — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:02:32

It's a perfume-based serial killer! What's creepier, the murders or the love interest?

Obscurus Lupa Presents: The Howling: Reborn

Critics Watch — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 05:02:39

It's the eighth Howling movie! And it's Twilightified!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Howling 7: New Moon Rising

Critics Watch — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 01:07:28

In this hilariously awful seventh installment, we get some singing, dancing, and, of course, there's dirt in the chili.

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Howling 6: the Freaks

Critics Watch — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:04:45

It's werewolf versus vampire!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Howling 5: the Rebirth

Critics Watch — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:03:18

It's a Scooby Doo mystery with a werewolf!

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Howling 3: the Marsupials

Critics Watch — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 05:03:12

It's werewolves with pouches! ...yeaaaah...

Obscurus Lupa Presents: The Fly II

Critics Watch — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 01:02:58

He's supah fly! Or something.