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Terroja "TJ" Lee Kincaid aka The Distressed Watcher (former: Amazing Atheist) reviews bad movies and trailers to upcoming feature films.

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Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Part 2

Movie Review » 18th July 2011

A brief nit-picky review of the epic finale of the Harry Potter film saga.

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Advertisement Overload

Movie Review » 9th July 2011

How over-advertising is turning the movie-going experience into a chore.

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Super 8: Further Debate

Movie Review » 12th June 2011

Round 2 of the review. A real-time debate to determine the fate of Super 8

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Super 8

Movie Review » 11th June 2011

Is it SUPER GREAT or worthy of SUPER HATE?

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Kung-Fu Panda 2

Movie Review » 4th June 2011

Can this sequel recapture the runaway out-of-left-field magic of the original? No.

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Your Highness

Movie Review » 15th April 2011

Reviewing this movie is futile. It's like reviewing the sensation of being repeatedly bludgeoned in the face with a mallet. It sucks. What more is there to say? Click and find out.

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Karate Kid Trilogy

Movie Review » 24th March 2011

Everyone agrees that the first movie is a classic, but how do the sequels really stand up?

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Brilliant Stupid: Friday

Movie Review » 18th March 2011

Rebecca Black's masterpiece 'Friday' is examined.

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Drive Angry

Movie Review » 9th March 2011

An analysis of what makes mindless sex, obscene language and graphic violence so gosh darned wonderful.

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Let's Watch: Maximum Overdrive (Part 2)

Movie Review » 21st January 2011

Keep on truckin'. The killer trucks are still massacre cardboard characters to 80's hard rock. It's big. It's dumb. It's Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive.

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Let's Watch: Maximum Overdrive

Movie Review » 19th January 2011

Dumb people are killed by sentient machines to an all AD/DC soundtrack.

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Babes In Toyland

Movie Review » 24th December 2010

Young Drew Barrymore stars in this 1986 made-for-TV movie about a little girl who helps an Asian Santa stop a man living in a bowling ball from conquering a kingdom of teddy bears. Right.

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Dungeons & Dragons (2 of 2)

Movie Review » 23rd December 2010

A bald man with blue lips screams GIVE ME THE ROD! Don't miss it.

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Let's Watch: Dungeons & Dragons (1 of 2)

Movie Review » 17th December 2010

In 2000, Silver Pictures and New Line Cinema released a movie adaptation of the classic RPG, Dungeons and Dragons. Mentions of this movie have since vanished from the face of the earth, and for good reason.

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Let's Watch: Ballistic - Ecks vs. Sever

Movie Review » 10th December 2010

One of the worst films of all time? The Distressed Watcher investigates.

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Let's Watch: Aeon Flux (3 of 3)

Movie Review » 3rd December 2010

Aeon Flux actually get's a lot better towards the end. The films climax ties everything together and it redeems itself. Just kidding. It keeps on sucking.