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TOS: The Menagerie (Part 1)
Posted on 19th May 2012 in SF DebrisPart 1. Opinionated Star Trek Episode Guide looks at the first part of the only two-parter of the original series. This part focuses on the original part of the episode before it becomes a clip show. Spock commandeers the Enterprise to bring his former captain to the only planet where going there might invoke the death penalty. Sounds like a plan, huh.
Battleship
Posted on 18th May 2012 in Escape to the MoviesMovieBob let's you know who sunk whose Battleship.
VOY: Q2 (Part 1)
Posted on 18th May 2012 in SF DebrisPart 1. Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide skips ahead to look at the final Q episode ever, Q2, starring John de Lancie's son as Q's son. Neelix loses his mouth, so it's not all bad.
VOY: Q2 (Part 2)
Posted on 18th May 2012 in SF DebrisPart 2. The conclusion: Q's son must learn how to be a Q by doing things no Q would ever do. Somehow this plan fails.
GUMS
Posted on 16th May 2012 in The Cinema SnobThe Cinema Snob sinks his teeth into this 70's "Jaws" Porno Spoof.
VOY: The Q And The Grey (Part 1)
Posted on 15th May 2012 in SF DebrisPart 1. Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at the next chapter of the Q arc, as Q decides he's going to mate with Janeway. It's even worse than it sounds. For those who miss the old days, this is even angrier than it originally was.
VOY: The Q And The Grey (Part 2)
Posted on 15th May 2012 in SF DebrisPart 2. Q's plan to sleep with Janeway was actually the only way to stop a war - that's actually what every man says. See the mighty Q reduced to a mere shadow of what they once were in the stumbling fingers of Kenneth Biller.
Gargoyles: The Mirror
Posted on 14th May 2012 in SF DebrisWe continue our look at Gargoyles with The Mirror. Demona uses a magic mirror to summon the Trickster Puck. She seems surprised, then, that he spends the entire episode dicking her around.
Half in the Bag Slow Mo Room Trashing
Posted on 14th May 2012 in Red Letter MediaBecause everything looks cooler in slow mo. This is one long continuous take of the room trashing scene from the end of the Zaat episode of Half in the Bag.
Men in Black
Posted on 13th May 2012 in Nostalgia ChickHere come the Men in Black, galaxy defenders...
VOY: Real Life
Posted on 12th May 2012 in SF DebrisOpinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at Real Life, or at least, the claim of what real life is. The Doctor creates a fake family to experience family life, and being Voyager it all goes terribly wrong.
Dark Shadows
Posted on 11th May 2012 in Escape to the MoviesMovieBob turns his campy gaze upon Tim Burton's latest project Dark Shadows.
VOY: Death Wish (Part 1)
Posted on 11th May 2012 in SF DebrisOpinionated Voyager Episode Guide picks up where TNG left off, looking at the aftermath of the Q arc there and how it begins again here. In this installment, a member of the Q wants to kill himself, and through contrivance it's up to Janeway whether he lives or dies. Guess how that works out.
