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TOS: The Menagerie (Part 1)

Posted on 19th May 2012 in SF Debris

Part 1. Opinionated Star Trek Episode Guide looks at the first part of the only two-parter of the original series. This part focuses on the original part of the episode before it becomes a clip show. Spock commandeers the Enterprise to bring his former captain to the only planet where going there might invoke the death penalty. Sounds like a plan, huh.

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Battleship

Posted on 18th May 2012 in Escape to the Movies

MovieBob let's you know who sunk whose Battleship.

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VOY: Q2 (Part 1)

Posted on 18th May 2012 in SF Debris

Part 1. Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide skips ahead to look at the final Q episode ever, Q2, starring John de Lancie's son as Q's son. Neelix loses his mouth, so it's not all bad.

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VOY: Q2 (Part 2)

Posted on 18th May 2012 in SF Debris

Part 2. The conclusion: Q's son must learn how to be a Q by doing things no Q would ever do. Somehow this plan fails.

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Titanic Pt.3

Posted on 18th May 2012 in Confused Matthew

Titanic Movie Review Pt.3

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Titanic Pt.2

Posted on 16th May 2012 in Confused Matthew

Titanic Movie Review Pt.2

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GUMS

Posted on 16th May 2012 in The Cinema Snob

The Cinema Snob sinks his teeth into this 70's "Jaws" Porno Spoof.

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Jack

Posted on 15th May 2012 in Nostalgia Critic

Robin Williams directed by WHO?

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VOY: The Q And The Grey (Part 1)

Posted on 15th May 2012 in SF Debris

Part 1. Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at the next chapter of the Q arc, as Q decides he's going to mate with Janeway. It's even worse than it sounds. For those who miss the old days, this is even angrier than it originally was.

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VOY: The Q And The Grey (Part 2)

Posted on 15th May 2012 in SF Debris

Part 2. Q's plan to sleep with Janeway was actually the only way to stop a war - that's actually what every man says. See the mighty Q reduced to a mere shadow of what they once were in the stumbling fingers of Kenneth Biller.

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Gargoyles: The Mirror

Posted on 14th May 2012 in SF Debris

We continue our look at Gargoyles with The Mirror. Demona uses a magic mirror to summon the Trickster Puck. She seems surprised, then, that he spends the entire episode dicking her around.

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Half in the Bag Slow Mo Room Trashing

Posted on 14th May 2012 in Red Letter Media

Because everything looks cooler in slow mo. This is one long continuous take of the room trashing scene from the end of the Zaat episode of Half in the Bag.

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Men in Black

Posted on 13th May 2012 in Nostalgia Chick

Here come the Men in Black, galaxy defenders...

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VOY: Real Life

Posted on 12th May 2012 in SF Debris

Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at Real Life, or at least, the claim of what real life is. The Doctor creates a fake family to experience family life, and being Voyager it all goes terribly wrong.

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Dark Shadows

Posted on 11th May 2012 in Escape to the Movies

MovieBob turns his campy gaze upon Tim Burton's latest project Dark Shadows.

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VOY: Death Wish (Part 1)

Posted on 11th May 2012 in SF Debris

Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide picks up where TNG left off, looking at the aftermath of the Q arc there and how it begins again here. In this installment, a member of the Q wants to kill himself, and through contrivance it's up to Janeway whether he lives or dies. Guess how that works out.