Bad Movie Beatdown

Bad Movie Beatdown is a review show by Film Brain. He reviews bad movies like the Nostalgia Critic, with the destiniction being that "no one in their right mind would call these film nostalgic".

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Reckoning Day

Posted on 4th November 2011 in Movie Review

The last one... for now. Say farewell to the third season of Bad Movie Beatdown.

Diary of the Dead

Posted on 28th October 2011 in Movie Review

Film Brain concludes his horror-themed month with a stiff from George A. Romero.

The Happening

Posted on 21st October 2011 in Movie Review

It turns out that M. Night can't see the wood for the trees...

Bear

Posted on 14th October 2011 in Movie Review

You'll be roaring with laughter at this awful horror film!

Van Helsing

Posted on 7th October 2011 in Movie Review

Hugh Jackman fights off all the monsters bar one... the script.

When in Rome

Posted on 30th September 2011 in Movie Review

Toss this rom-com crap to the lions.

Ghost Rider

Posted on 23rd September 2011 in Movie Review

Nicolas Cage sets his head (and career) on fire!

Good Luck Chuck

Posted on 16th September 2011 in Movie Review

Dane Cook has sex. Lots of it. As if you didn't dislike him already.

Gamer

Posted on 9th September 2011 in Movie Review

Can someone mind-control Gerard Butler so he picks better scripts?

Spy Kids 3D - Game Over

Posted on 2nd September 2011 in Movie Review

Ahead of it's time! As in the technology didn't work.

The Tourist

Posted on 26th August 2011 in Movie Review

It's a bit like Charade! Except not as good.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Posted on 12th August 2011 in Movie Review

Film Brain joins forces with Welshy to saw into this Michael Bay remake.

Half Past Dead 2

Posted on 5th August 2011 in Movie Review

Yes, they made a sequel. And it doesn't even have Steven Seagal.

Half Past Dead

Posted on 28th July 2011 in Movie Review

Seagal Month concludes with Seagal locked up in Alcatraz. I say leave him there.

Against the Dark

Posted on 22nd July 2011 in Movie Review

The vampire-zombies have taken over, and it's to Steven Seagal and The Rock's cousin to save us!

Shadow Man

Posted on 15th July 2011 in Movie Review

Seagal Month continues, as Seagal hides in some thick shadows to rescue his daughter.

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