Anime Abandon is a new review show by game-critic Bennett The Sage in which he reviews bad animé movies.

Anime Abandon: Spriggan

Anime Abandon: Spriggan

Impressive, and impressively dull.

Released on Jan 21, 2015, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Galaxy Express 999

Anime Abandon: Galaxy Express 999

Praise be to Harlock.

Released on Jan 14, 2015, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: ???

Anime Abandon: ???

The last episode for the year will leave you speechless and Sage frothing mad. What anime could be so heinous?

Released on Dec 22, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Tokyo Godfathers

Anime Abandon: Tokyo Godfathers

An anime film about Christmas that's NOT a punch to the brain?! This IS a Christmas miracle!

Released on Dec 21, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Tenchi 2: The Daughter of Darkness

Anime Abandon: Tenchi 2: The Daughter of Darkness

So... why DOES everyone love Tenchi?

Released on Dec 14, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: New Dominion Tank Police

Anime Abandon: New Dominion Tank Police

A pure gem of Oldtaku ephemera. Nothing short of a must-watch.

Released on Nov 28, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Burn Up!

Anime Abandon: Burn Up!

Burn up for what?! No seriously, I have no idea why this is called Burn Up!

Released on Nov 21, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Agent Aika

Anime Abandon: Agent Aika

Until you've seen Agent Aika, you don't even know the meaning of the word "panty shot".

Released on Nov 14, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: The 100th Episode of Anime Abandon

Anime Abandon: The 100th Episode of Anime Abandon

There could only be one choice for the 100th episode...

Released on Oct 28, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Top 10 Best Moments of Anime Abandon

Anime Abandon: Top 10 Best Moments of Anime Abandon

Did your favorite moment make the list? Only one way to find out...

Released on Oct 20, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Venus Wars

Anime Abandon: Venus Wars

If we learned anything by now, it's to avoid any anime with the word "wars" in its title.

Released on Oct 13, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Gunsmith Cats

Anime Abandon: Gunsmith Cats

If there was an anime that deserved a remake, it would be Gunsmith Cats.

Released on Sep 28, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Sol Bianca: The Legacy

Anime Abandon: Sol Bianca: The Legacy

From the director of Armitage comes a half baked set of women, a quarter baked story and a completely raw ending.

Released on Sep 21, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Space Adventure Cobra

Anime Abandon: Space Adventure Cobra

Would you believe that a guy whose arm transforms into a cannon is the LEAST weird thing about this mind f**k of a film?

Released on Sep 14, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Lily C.A.T.

Anime Abandon: Lily C.A.T.

Don't worry, I'm not mad at you Lily C.A.T, just disappointed.

Released on Aug 28, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews

Anime Abandon: Dark Cat

Anime Abandon: Dark Cat

Pure... unadulterated... terri-bad.

Released on Aug 20, 2014, filed under Anime Reviews